Software Life Cycle: Funny

Project life-cycle – How Projects Really Work

How the customer explained it..

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How the project leader understood it..

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How the analyst designed it

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How the programmer wrote it..
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What the beta testers received..
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How the business consultant described it..
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How the project was documented..
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What operations installed..
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How the customer was billed..
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How it was supported..
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What marketing advertised..
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How it performed under load..
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How patches were applied..
What the customer really needed
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The Open Source version

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